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Avril Lavigne
Avril Lavigne — Constipated
Avril Lavigne — Constipated (текст песни)
uh-uh fart like this uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart so just fart like this hey man, whatcha lookin’ at sit down, it will come out soon and if you could only let it be you will see it i hate the stupid way it sounds when you have to take a crap and your talking to the person in the next stall someone trying to just remove poop but its being held back and I cant relax Im trying to get through but I cant because you see tell me why’d you have to go and make me so constipated i see the way your puttin’ ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated It hurts like this cause you try, and you die, ’cause it dont, go to the bowl but it dont come out now easily this would be if i had watched you Days pass, and the pressure mounts i don’t think, that a wet fart counts that poo’s hard and very fat you see it’s makin’ me yell out when i move my bowels surely, you have heard the howls you know, i’m not dropping anything when it’s become something that’s round, and big and brown i’m hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax i’m trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see help me why’d you have to go and make me so constipated i see the way your puttin’ ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated It hurts like this cause you try, and you die, ’cause it dont, go to the bowl but it dont come out now easily this would be if i had watched you Give up, watcha pushing for? Sit back, we’ve all been bunged before and if you could only stick with pee, you will see something that’s round, and big and brown i’m hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax i’m trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see help me why’d you have to go and make me so constipated i see the way your puttin’ ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated It hurts like this cause you try, and you die, ’cause it dont, go to the bowl but it dont come out now easily this would be if i had watched you oh-oh-oh